KIPP Hype Threat Level: Orange (High)

The Department of Education Hyperbole has upgraded the Hype Threat Level for the network of schools known as KIPP to Orange (High).

The heightened warning comes in response to a suspicious spike in "chatter" being monitored by the Department regarding KIPP and its greatness, etc.

During this period of danger, KIPP founders Mike Feinberg and Dave Levin and their minions are advised to lay low, avoiding unnecessary self-promotion or media coverage.

During this period of danger, reporters, bloggers, and education officials in particular should refrain from fawning descriptions of these schools, their methods, materials, etc.

You will be notified when the threat level is downgraded to Yellow.