Summer Intern Already Forgotten

So much for the educational and professional benefits of interning -- at least according to The Onion ("America's Finest News Source"): "University Of Maryland senior Dan Klein said Friday that his unpaid internship at Beacon Press Publishing was the "best experience of [his] life." He predicted that the long hours he spent filing, photocopying, and answering phones would eventually ensure him a position at the company when he graduates next spring," according to Summer Intern Already Forgotten (The Onion). "But the Monday morning after his last week in the office, nobody on the 17-person staff had any recollection of who Dan Klein was or what exactly he did there."