Goddamn Findings Fail To Support Researcher's Hypothesis

"LANCASTER, CA—Test data on superconductivity in aligned-crystal bismuth-mercury ceramics failed to support physicist Charles Antonini's carefully-f$cking-conceived hypothesis, he told the journal Nature yesterday. It seems the goddamn math is correct, so I obviously must not have taken other motherf#cking factors into account," said Antonini...." (From The Onion)