Updated Hype Levels: April 2006

The Threat Awareness Office at the Department of Education Hyperbole has just posted the following adjustments to the National Notification System:

Mayoral Control (up from last month)
National Testing (down) Margaret Spellings (down)
Special challenges for boys (up) Universal preschool (new)
KIPP Schools (down) Dangers of MySpace.com (down)
Charter schools (new) Small schools (new)
New teachers/induction/retention (down)
One-to-one laptop computer initiatives (new)Constitutional Education Amendment (steady)